i broke an antique spoon: How to, like, write cover letters and resumes and know what jobs to apply to and shit. →
Basically I have been blessed to be close to people who work in hiring and were very, very willing to pass along their knowledge and tips and since a lot of people I know on here seem mystified by these things, I will share my vast wealth of knowledge with you*
*Some of this…
I have 3 different personalities.
- the one where I’m out-going and loud.
- the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
- the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
kim kardashian’s reaction to getting her laptop back after being without it for two days
we are all kim kardashian.
(Source: noahpuckerman)
Ask Tina – Tina Fey gives her brutally honest take on Twitter
If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
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